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19

Apr

EyyyyyyShondalaYaaaaaaassss Kweens YAAAASSSSS!!! Kiesha guuurrrll,let me just go ahead and say, that the church ain’t evvvvveen ready for my Mama’s A,B,&C selections tomorrow morning for Easter!!! YAAASSS!!! Wheew Saints she’s blessing the congregation with the gospel hits “I Used to be a Crackhead,” “Talk Holy to Me”and “Back, Back,Backing it up, and Death Dropping in on the Devil!”!!! … Kiesha, I wouldn’t wear my good weave if I was you guurrll, cause today at choir rehearsal 4 members collapsed just from praise exhortion!!! #wheeewww #wearyoworkoutshoes #andsweats #hydrate #amen #wecametopraisehim #passmemyinhaler #shondalacardio #shehashadit #hehasrisen #myfavoritesentence #literally #sunriseservice #startsat12oclock #blackchurch #youalreadyknow #theresanintermission #wearingmytargetdress #areyouready #worshiponabudget #haventbeentochurchinyears #hopemyweavedontcatchfire #thrive #passthatover #shalom #glory #happyeaster (at She Has Had It)

12

Apr

WHHHEEEWWW YAAAASSSS Kweens YAAAAASSSS!!! See Kiesha, LOOK AT THE LORDT, now this past week, my cousin Quana wasn’t even ready for BET’s #wcw (Wig Change Wednesday) so she had to stick it out all day with her “Yoncé Off-Tour” lacelike front, but wheewww church AMENTz, that child support check came RIIGHT on time Friday, giving her moorrree than enough time this weekend to get her new weave “Hip-Hop Hagrid” ready for the change this week! #getreadykweens #dumbledoresabouttohaveit #weavegaurdianleviousa #magicspellsforadryscalp #amen #fallback #imstillachristian #hogwartsnightschoolofcosmetologyandprettyprettynails  #budgetcuts #weavingandwizardry #scary #youseemyedges #nowyoudont #eyyyglory #everybodyaintable #shondalamuggles #saturdayshade #boom #shehashadit  (at She Has Had It)

WHHHEEEWWW YAAAASSSS Kweens YAAAAASSSS!!! See Kiesha, LOOK AT THE LORDT, now this past week, my cousin Quana wasn’t even ready for BET’s #wcw (Wig Change Wednesday) so she had to stick it out all day with her “Yoncé Off-Tour” lacelike front, but wheewww church AMENTz, that child support check came RIIGHT on time Friday, giving her moorrree than enough time this weekend to get her new weave “Hip-Hop Hagrid” ready for the change this week! #getreadykweens #dumbledoresabouttohaveit #weavegaurdianleviousa #magicspellsforadryscalp #amen #fallback #imstillachristian #hogwartsnightschoolofcosmetologyandprettyprettynails #budgetcuts #weavingandwizardry #scary #youseemyedges #nowyoudont #eyyyglory #everybodyaintable #shondalamuggles #saturdayshade #boom #shehashadit (at She Has Had It)

05

Apr

YAAAASSSS Barbie YAAAASSSSS!!! Wheeww Kiesha, THIIISSS reminds me of that “Puerto Rican El’Frat House” challenge I did, back when I was still in the running to be America’s Next Topped Bottom on UPN (latenight)!!! Whew guuurrrllll, after 45 minutes of 3 Juans, and an Angel from Hell, I TOO couldn’t feel, connect or use any of my limbs and ligaments!!! HeyyyGlory! Mmmhhhmm Kweens, it’s true, I made it all the way to the “Atlanta Prison Shower” challenge right before shamefully limping home!!! Ughh I’m sorry Mama! #whewwhitney #didntwealmosthaveitall #gurrrllll #outofcomission #butmyhairlooksfierce #grateful #sore #physicaltherapy #obamacare #idontwannabeatopforever #buticanbetonight #shehashadit #lookma #nohands #badgalbarbie #sensibletopknot #raisedright #throbbingbutthriving #mindyobusiness (at She Has Had It)

YAAAASSSS Barbie YAAAASSSSS!!! Wheeww Kiesha, THIIISSS reminds me of that “Puerto Rican El’Frat House” challenge I did, back when I was still in the running to be America’s Next Topped Bottom on UPN (latenight)!!! Whew guuurrrllll, after 45 minutes of 3 Juans, and an Angel from Hell, I TOO couldn’t feel, connect or use any of my limbs and ligaments!!! HeyyyGlory! Mmmhhhmm Kweens, it’s true, I made it all the way to the “Atlanta Prison Shower” challenge right before shamefully limping home!!! Ughh I’m sorry Mama! #whewwhitney #didntwealmosthaveitall #gurrrllll #outofcomission #butmyhairlooksfierce #grateful #sore #physicaltherapy #obamacare #idontwannabeatopforever #buticanbetonight #shehashadit #lookma #nohands #badgalbarbie #sensibletopknot #raisedright #throbbingbutthriving #mindyobusiness (at She Has Had It)

27

Mar

YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!! Whheeww Kiesha, my Momma sent me to the corner store for a pack and a half of “Sorta Sassy Sorta Classy Almost Blond” 12inch Holy Ghost pre-rent budget friendly Remi weave, 2 Watermelon Four Lokos, “The Butler” on Redbox DVD and a 30 pack of black ouchless rubber bands!!! Guuurrrlll, by the time I got home from my appointment down at the free clinic resort & spa (mind yo business saints), I find my Momma has created this sensible crown of shondalaexcellence & culture which she has named “The Kween Latifah!” YAASS Momma YAASS! #dontstarepastor #everybodyaintable #shehashadit #myweave #mylegacy #yocredit #andwellneverberoyals #lionkween #nonequitytour #huweavahmutata #itmeansnoedges #fortherestofyourdays #kweenoftheslammed #grateful #plexiglass #classy #gentlemenpreferblonds #deluxeharlemedition #ihavenolife  (at She Has Had It)

YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!! Whheeww Kiesha, my Momma sent me to the corner store for a pack and a half of “Sorta Sassy Sorta Classy Almost Blond” 12inch Holy Ghost pre-rent budget friendly Remi weave, 2 Watermelon Four Lokos, “The Butler” on Redbox DVD and a 30 pack of black ouchless rubber bands!!! Guuurrrlll, by the time I got home from my appointment down at the free clinic resort & spa (mind yo business saints), I find my Momma has created this sensible crown of shondalaexcellence & culture which she has named “The Kween Latifah!” YAASS Momma YAASS! #dontstarepastor #everybodyaintable #shehashadit #myweave #mylegacy #yocredit #andwellneverberoyals #lionkween #nonequitytour #huweavahmutata #itmeansnoedges #fortherestofyourdays #kweenoftheslammed #grateful #plexiglass #classy #gentlemenpreferblonds #deluxeharlemedition #ihavenolife (at She Has Had It)

25

Mar

YAAAASSSSS Kweens!!! Yeah Kiesha guuuurrrlll, mmmhhhmmn thats me in @papermagazine’s Beautiful People issue talking all things @shehashadit !!! Kwweeenns, I’ve always known I was a big old black Holy Ghost bottom, but guuurrrlll I never thought I’d be a big old black Holy Ghost bottom basically naked in a MAGAZINE???!!!!! WHHHEEEWWW look at the Lordt, eyyyyGLORY!!!! #onestepclosertofindingaman #careful #slipperywhenwet #canthost #yeahgurlthatsmyd #blessedcomingandgoing #useless #budgetpanties #fallback #youdontknowmyjourney #laundryday #twinktittiesanonymous #furious #photoshopmepretty #inthename #shehashadit #yaaaaaasssss #papermagazine #harpersmithphotography #ritaora #beautifulpeopleissue #grateful (at She Has Had It)

YAAAASSSSS Kweens!!! Yeah Kiesha guuuurrrlll, mmmhhhmmn thats me in @papermagazine’s Beautiful People issue talking all things @shehashadit !!! Kwweeenns, I’ve always known I was a big old black Holy Ghost bottom, but guuurrrlll I never thought I’d be a big old black Holy Ghost bottom basically naked in a MAGAZINE???!!!!! WHHHEEEWWW look at the Lordt, eyyyyGLORY!!!! #onestepclosertofindingaman #careful #slipperywhenwet #canthost #yeahgurlthatsmyd #blessedcomingandgoing #useless #budgetpanties #fallback #youdontknowmyjourney #laundryday #twinktittiesanonymous #furious #photoshopmepretty #inthename #shehashadit #yaaaaaasssss #papermagazine #harpersmithphotography #ritaora #beautifulpeopleissue #grateful (at She Has Had It)

22

Mar

Whhhheeeewwww YAAAASSSSS Kweens YAAAASSSSS, this cute lil logo is gonna look soooooo shondalacute on our “Bottoms for Christ - Outreach Ministry and Free Clinic/ Brake repair & Liqour outlet shop” shirts,prayer cloths and boy panties!!! RIIIIGGHHHHTTT Kiesha, guuurrrlll I can’t wait!!!! See church, our ministry is spreading like a cold sore at a New Year’s party in Brooklyn!!! #praisehim #puckerup #blistex #forbottoms #yeskweensitsarealthing #googleit #googleme #changedmylife #prayforme #nofriends #haventsatdowninyears #glory #talkaboutmissiontrip #shehashadit #butapparentlynotenough #saturdaynight #sarabarelisbrave #aka #homealone #justmeandseancody #lonelyoldbottom

Whhhheeeewwww YAAAASSSSS Kweens YAAAASSSSS, this cute lil logo is gonna look soooooo shondalacute on our “Bottoms for Christ - Outreach Ministry and Free Clinic/ Brake repair & Liqour outlet shop” shirts,prayer cloths and boy panties!!! RIIIIGGHHHHTTT Kiesha, guuurrrlll I can’t wait!!!! See church, our ministry is spreading like a cold sore at a New Year’s party in Brooklyn!!! #praisehim #puckerup #blistex #forbottoms #yeskweensitsarealthing #googleit #googleme #changedmylife #prayforme #nofriends #haventsatdowninyears #glory #talkaboutmissiontrip #shehashadit #butapparentlynotenough #saturdaynight #sarabarelisbrave #aka #homealone #justmeandseancody #lonelyoldbottom

21

Mar

YAAAASSSS Kween YAAAASSSS!! Wheewww Kiesha, Twuan is serving us some serious shondalapaycheck Friday kinda praise guurrrllll!!! WITH HAIR, okaaayyy!!! Wheewww church, I used to worship just like this back in the day when I was having dirty rough top secret Law&Order SVU bottom relations with a Discreet.Dom.Masc Dominican Top with a lazy eye, a big heart ….and low self-esteem???!!! AGGHHHHHHH KEISHAAA, I was in LOVE!!! Whew,He did it so good guurll, I would dance home like I was in a non-equity Pharrell bootleg YouTube video!!! #crappy #48hours #sore #blessed #lazyeye #whoyoulookingat #ohme #hayybaby #stomptheyard #redisback #servekween #tangerinetango #twopiece #charlotterouseoutket #nailingit #shehashadit #lacefrontbravery #everybodyaintable #kirkfranklin #stomp #or #offbroadwaylimp #happyfridaykweens #wrapitup (at She Has Had It)

19

Mar

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS Kween YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!! Whhheeeewww Kiesha Guuuurrrlll, Sister Jenkins really went allllll out tonight, for our church’s “Worship in the Wild Wednesday” prayer service, jeeze!You see Kiesha, the Lordt told me to be modest tonight and not draw anymore attention to me and my shondalahoe ways, so I just wore a sensible snake print thong under my floor length Lycra prayer skirt, just to keep with the theme! But Kween unlike me, Sister Jenkins is not one to be topped…EVER….OKAAY!! I said “Yaaassss Sister, you betta praise him with a print!!,” she said “well thank you for your shade Brother Bottom, my Holy Ghost is a former member of the Cheetah Girls, and tonight we came to pounce the devil!”….I immediately collapsed in the spirit! Woke up 3 hours later with good credit and a job interview at McDonalds!! #nowthatswhaticallgoodchurch #volume73 #shehashadit #saleatstrawberry #grateful #readyforrevivalrealness #cheetahtops #cheetahbottoms #blondeambition #nonequitytour #fallbackpeta #noanimalswereharminthemakingofthispost #idratherpaymyrentthanwearfur #oops #vegan #untilmystampscome #snakeprintthongs #buy1get24free #victoriassecret #slytherin #worshipseasonontheserengetee #prayingforprey #aka #anicewhitetopwithgoodcredit #andlowselfesteem #sendhimjesussendhim #namaste (at She Has Had It)

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS Kween YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!! Whhheeeewww Kiesha Guuuurrrlll, Sister Jenkins really went allllll out tonight, for our church’s “Worship in the Wild Wednesday” prayer service, jeeze!You see Kiesha, the Lordt told me to be modest tonight and not draw anymore attention to me and my shondalahoe ways, so I just wore a sensible snake print thong under my floor length Lycra prayer skirt, just to keep with the theme! But Kween unlike me, Sister Jenkins is not one to be topped…EVER….OKAAY!! I said “Yaaassss Sister, you betta praise him with a print!!,” she said “well thank you for your shade Brother Bottom, my Holy Ghost is a former member of the Cheetah Girls, and tonight we came to pounce the devil!”….I immediately collapsed in the spirit! Woke up 3 hours later with good credit and a job interview at McDonalds!! #nowthatswhaticallgoodchurch #volume73 #shehashadit #saleatstrawberry #grateful #readyforrevivalrealness #cheetahtops #cheetahbottoms #blondeambition #nonequitytour #fallbackpeta #noanimalswereharminthemakingofthispost #idratherpaymyrentthanwearfur #oops #vegan #untilmystampscome #snakeprintthongs #buy1get24free #victoriassecret #slytherin #worshipseasonontheserengetee #prayingforprey #aka #anicewhitetopwithgoodcredit #andlowselfesteem #sendhimjesussendhim #namaste (at She Has Had It)

13

Mar

Whhhheeeehoohoooeeewwww yaaaaaaaassss!!!! Ooohhh Kiesha, guuurlll the Holy Ghost is telling me that this shondalaawkward, accidental right swipe Tinder date is actually gonna be juuuust what the doctor ordered for me and my lonely heart/empty colon!!! OKAAAYYY!!! Praise the Lordt!!! You see church, the Bible says “blessed is he who blesses others cheerfully!”…amentz, so about 10 minutes into our little “date” ,after several prayers, stretches and breathing exercises, I laid on my back, looked HeyZeus in the eyes and said “el’Bless Me!!!” #hastagblessed #sore #grateful #shehashadit #powertools #hecallsitpinkpower #dishwashersafe #bedroomkandi #clearancesale #highestspeedplease #dontjudgeme #youdontknowmystruggles #lonely #doublejointed #tinder #aka #thenewgrinderplus #withrandomwhitegurls #lookingforfriends #noohefa #ineedaman #whewhelpmelordt #backfromvacation #missedyoukweens #happythursday (at She Has Had It)

Whhhheeeehoohoooeeewwww yaaaaaaaassss!!!! Ooohhh Kiesha, guuurlll the Holy Ghost is telling me that this shondalaawkward, accidental right swipe Tinder date is actually gonna be juuuust what the doctor ordered for me and my lonely heart/empty colon!!! OKAAAYYY!!! Praise the Lordt!!! You see church, the Bible says “blessed is he who blesses others cheerfully!”…amentz, so about 10 minutes into our little “date” ,after several prayers, stretches and breathing exercises, I laid on my back, looked HeyZeus in the eyes and said “el’Bless Me!!!” #hastagblessed #sore #grateful #shehashadit #powertools #hecallsitpinkpower #dishwashersafe #bedroomkandi #clearancesale #highestspeedplease #dontjudgeme #youdontknowmystruggles #lonely #doublejointed #tinder #aka #thenewgrinderplus #withrandomwhitegurls #lookingforfriends #noohefa #ineedaman #whewhelpmelordt #backfromvacation #missedyoukweens #happythursday (at She Has Had It)

01

Mar

Whhhheeeeeeewwww Yaaaaaassss Church Yaaaaaaassss!! Now Kweens you know I liiiiive for a sensible Saturday revival guuurrllls, ESPECIALLY on the first of the month,Amenz!!!! Whew Glory, I’m here just praying for a man (with a job), and for my stamps and my Obamacare, and Lordt I’m swear I’m not leaving this church, until that rent check is cleared Hallelloo!! See Keisha, we’re on a Holy Ghost staycation, get off Tinder and worship with us!! But first call my baby daddy’s Momma and tell her I’ll pick the kids up later!!! #fertile #cantbebothered #grateful #waitingforwhitneyhoustontosing #thischoir #yaaaassss #mymomsthechoirdirector #shealsodirectsrealtraffic #canyoutell #obsessed #shewantedtoservethelordanaturalfrotoday #everybodyaintable #kittenheels #furious #preoscarsrevival #12yearsofslavebetterwinbestfilm #ifnot #immathrow12minutesofshade #imissfebruaryalready #damn #shehashadit #nomoretoday #ipromise (at She Has Had It)

Heyeeeyyy shondalahashtagGlory, see Kiesha, I told you gurrlll, the Lordt is just ALWAYS with me! AMENTz! Now Kiesha, some people would call this church, a toilet, or a commode, or even a crapper, but praise the Lordt Kweens,I call it my Personal Sin Cleanser! Whew, cause gurl, you KNOW I’m just a little bit lactose intolerant, and sometimes the Devil tries to fool me, but heyy the church is always right there!! Okaay! Drank too much drank last night? CHURCH! Discreet Dominican top on his way over? CHURCH! Discreet Dominican top wrecks my Ralph and leaves? CHURCH! Chipotle Exorcism? Private praise & worship? Shoplifted at Wal-Mart? Morning sickness? CHURCH CHURCH CHURCH! Yaaasss, so Thank you Pastor Flush, for always helping me get through hell..barely!!! #amen #namaste #ifeelsomethingmovingrightnow #maybegoingbacktochurchinabout20minutes #satanbegone #shehashadit #fallbackkweens #everygoodbottomshould #buteverybottomisntgood #fact #amateurs #church #bloop #jennycraigfortwinks #walkedinlookinglikeprecious #cameoutlookinglikemonique #miracles #womendontpoop #especiallybeyonce #thebiblesays #turnyohead #thisisbetweenmeandthelordt #balenciagaaaaaaaaaaaaa #happysaturdaykweens #avoiddairy #washyohands #beblessed #icantbelievethecrapicomeupwith  (at She Has Had It)

Heyeeeyyy shondalahashtagGlory, see Kiesha, I told you gurrlll, the Lordt is just ALWAYS with me! AMENTz! Now Kiesha, some people would call this church, a toilet, or a commode, or even a crapper, but praise the Lordt Kweens,I call it my Personal Sin Cleanser! Whew, cause gurl, you KNOW I’m just a little bit lactose intolerant, and sometimes the Devil tries to fool me, but heyy the church is always right there!! Okaay! Drank too much drank last night? CHURCH! Discreet Dominican top on his way over? CHURCH! Discreet Dominican top wrecks my Ralph and leaves? CHURCH! Chipotle Exorcism? Private praise & worship? Shoplifted at Wal-Mart? Morning sickness? CHURCH CHURCH CHURCH! Yaaasss, so Thank you Pastor Flush, for always helping me get through hell..barely!!! #amen #namaste #ifeelsomethingmovingrightnow #maybegoingbacktochurchinabout20minutes #satanbegone #shehashadit #fallbackkweens #everygoodbottomshould #buteverybottomisntgood #fact #amateurs #church #bloop #jennycraigfortwinks #walkedinlookinglikeprecious #cameoutlookinglikemonique #miracles #womendontpoop #especiallybeyonce #thebiblesays #turnyohead #thisisbetweenmeandthelordt #balenciagaaaaaaaaaaaaa #happysaturdaykweens #avoiddairy #washyohands #beblessed #icantbelievethecrapicomeupwith (at She Has Had It)

26

Feb

Whhheeeewwww Kiesha, guuurrrlll I hope Pastor Obama don’t cut off my stamps when he finds out I got a day job! Oops!!! Fingers crossed Kweens!!! But anyways, thanks to Sister VH1 for giving this Holy Ghost bowlegged ethnic power bottom with a sensible community college AA in HPV, Weaving & Gay Wizardry a shot at semi-stardom!!! Yaaasss church, broadcasting this shit show all over the interweb in the hopes of finding a financially secure Dom.Masc.Top to help me pay these damn studentloans.edu/regret! But yeah Kweens you can catch #jarvisintheelevator on both VH1.com and on the VH1 app!!! #guuurrrrlll #celebrityelevatorinterviews #shehashadit #workinghard #tryingtomakemykweensproud #andpayrent #everybodyaintable #chaneliman #gigihadid #bregjeheinen #tallprettymodels #anddarkblackme #oops #hopetheywashedthierhands #saintspray #thriving (at She Has Had It)

23

Feb

Whhheeeewww Kweens, it’s Sunday, Sonday!!!! Praise the Lordt!!! But oooohh Kiesha, I’mma need you to call Twaun and tell him I’m not gone be able to lead worship this morning sugar!!! Amen, cause last night I was out drinking that devil’s nectar ( Smirnoff Ice Deluxe) with Kelly and Yoncé , woke up this morning in Paramus, New Jersey with a complete stranger, no weave, no money, no dignity,but with a praise on my heart, and something dry and flakey on my chest amen, so please pray for me in my absence! I’ll be attending church today via our “Online Campus” aka “Live Stream” aka “Da Free Clinic!” #sore #grateful #ificantwalkilljustwavemyhands ! LOL- ok ok Kweens, a lot of you have been asking about shirts and hats and IPhone 3s cases and such, and I promise it’s all happening real soon, but I will say I need a little help!!! Designing a logo, that is! So let’s have a little contest! Hashtags, images, fonts,graphics??? Whatever inspires you about this hot mess non-equity blog, summed up into one universal Logo!!! Submit via email - shehashadit@gmail.com, we’ll vote here, and whoever wins will receive a 1 year membership to Christianmingle.com Jdate.com, 1 month’s EBT earnings, lifetime Obamacare, and an unwanted date with me!!! #fertile #doublejointed #notherearerealprizes #emailmefordeets #shehashadit #busted #fallback #thelordtisstillworkingonme (at Paramus, NJ)

Whhheeeewww Kweens, it’s Sunday, Sonday!!!! Praise the Lordt!!! But oooohh Kiesha, I’mma need you to call Twaun and tell him I’m not gone be able to lead worship this morning sugar!!! Amen, cause last night I was out drinking that devil’s nectar ( Smirnoff Ice Deluxe) with Kelly and Yoncé , woke up this morning in Paramus, New Jersey with a complete stranger, no weave, no money, no dignity,but with a praise on my heart, and something dry and flakey on my chest amen, so please pray for me in my absence! I’ll be attending church today via our “Online Campus” aka “Live Stream” aka “Da Free Clinic!” #sore #grateful #ificantwalkilljustwavemyhands ! LOL- ok ok Kweens, a lot of you have been asking about shirts and hats and IPhone 3s cases and such, and I promise it’s all happening real soon, but I will say I need a little help!!! Designing a logo, that is! So let’s have a little contest! Hashtags, images, fonts,graphics??? Whatever inspires you about this hot mess non-equity blog, summed up into one universal Logo!!! Submit via email - shehashadit@gmail.com, we’ll vote here, and whoever wins will receive a 1 year membership to Christianmingle.com Jdate.com, 1 month’s EBT earnings, lifetime Obamacare, and an unwanted date with me!!! #fertile #doublejointed #notherearerealprizes #emailmefordeets #shehashadit #busted #fallback #thelordtisstillworkingonme (at Paramus, NJ)

22

Feb

vh1:

OMG! There’s a new episode of Jarvis in the Elevator with Zach Gilford!

Ooohhhh Kweens it’s Me!!!!

vh1:

OMG! There’s a new episode of Jarvis in the Elevator with Zach Gilford!

Ooohhhh Kweens it’s Me!!!!

21

Feb

Wheeww YAAAASSSS Kween YAAAASSSS!!! Guurrrlll you betta say yes to that shondaladress, Okaaay!!! Wheew, now Kiesha, you know I just live for a sensible white wedding amen, but guuurrrrlll, I’m a little worried! Poor white Wanda, she spent 2 and a half weeks in East Harlem with my baby cousin DayDay, and now gurrll she swears she’s in love! Hmmm!!! Now Kiesha, you know I’ve written several books on Jungle Fever and the power it possesses, so I tried to offer her my advice on interracial dating, bottoming, and love, but Kween, she didn’t want it! I tried to tell her to be like me, and wait till he pays at LEAST 3 or 4 of her bills CONSISTENTLY, before even considering marriage, but she just wouldn’t listen!! Gurrll, apparently DayDay puts it down so good, he got her on the Brooklyn bound 6 trajn, midday in the best of David’s Bridal heading straight towards City Hall!!! Oops…well LIVE YO LIFE KWEEN!!! #everybodyaintable #gotmelookingsocrazyrightnow #onceyougoblack #dickmatized #idontblameher  #greencard #nothingsaysiloveyoulikeasorebackandbadcredit #amen #worthit #shehashadit #obsessed #registeredatmta #zacposensuptownbridesline #affordable #thankyoujesus #ilovehimbutimonabudget #shotgun #youdontknowmyjourney #standclearoftheclosingdoorskween #mozeltov (at MTA Subway - 6 Train)

Wheeww YAAAASSSS Kween YAAAASSSS!!! Guurrrlll you betta say yes to that shondaladress, Okaaay!!! Wheew, now Kiesha, you know I just live for a sensible white wedding amen, but guuurrrrlll, I’m a little worried! Poor white Wanda, she spent 2 and a half weeks in East Harlem with my baby cousin DayDay, and now gurrll she swears she’s in love! Hmmm!!! Now Kiesha, you know I’ve written several books on Jungle Fever and the power it possesses, so I tried to offer her my advice on interracial dating, bottoming, and love, but Kween, she didn’t want it! I tried to tell her to be like me, and wait till he pays at LEAST 3 or 4 of her bills CONSISTENTLY, before even considering marriage, but she just wouldn’t listen!! Gurrll, apparently DayDay puts it down so good, he got her on the Brooklyn bound 6 trajn, midday in the best of David’s Bridal heading straight towards City Hall!!! Oops…well LIVE YO LIFE KWEEN!!! #everybodyaintable #gotmelookingsocrazyrightnow #onceyougoblack #dickmatized #idontblameher #greencard #nothingsaysiloveyoulikeasorebackandbadcredit #amen #worthit #shehashadit #obsessed #registeredatmta #zacposensuptownbridesline #affordable #thankyoujesus #ilovehimbutimonabudget #shotgun #youdontknowmyjourney #standclearoftheclosingdoorskween #mozeltov (at MTA Subway - 6 Train)