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26

Aug

YAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!! Wheeeewww Kiesha guuurrlll, there was a time in my life when I thought the “VMAs” was just an STD I haven’t contracted yet! Amen church, but now I know that it’s actually a night where celebrities go to win awards and watch Sister Minaj open for Pastor Yoncé!!! I live!!! But anyways my Shade Sisters in Christ over at @mtvstyle asked me to give my take on the red carpet fashions from Sunday night and KWEEEENNS that’s exactly what I did!!! So if you love me, be sure to catch it over at mtv.com!! #yaaaasssss #vmas #mtvstyle #redcarpet #shehashadit #directdeposit #comeoncheck #glorytogod #soomuchfun #celebrities #youcantspellredcarperwithoutfuckery #brave #juiceboxesandjudgement #sipsip #hopeyoukweenslikeit (at MTV Studios)

YAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!! Wheeeewww Kiesha guuurrlll, there was a time in my life when I thought the “VMAs” was just an STD I haven’t contracted yet! Amen church, but now I know that it’s actually a night where celebrities go to win awards and watch Sister Minaj open for Pastor Yoncé!!! I live!!! But anyways my Shade Sisters in Christ over at @mtvstyle asked me to give my take on the red carpet fashions from Sunday night and KWEEEENNS that’s exactly what I did!!! So if you love me, be sure to catch it over at mtv.com!! #yaaaasssss #vmas #mtvstyle #redcarpet #shehashadit #directdeposit #comeoncheck #glorytogod #soomuchfun #celebrities #youcantspellredcarperwithoutfuckery #brave #juiceboxesandjudgement #sipsip #hopeyoukweenslikeit (at MTV Studios)

20

Aug

YAAAAAAASSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!! Amen amen!!! Whew guuurrlll, Kiesha’s manager asked her to make the sign of all their specials today down at The Jolly Bottom’s Organanically Unnatural Vegan”ish”  Trendy Overpriced Cafe, Sex Shop & Sorta-Free Clinic!!! Hahahaa, weelllll church, he should have known better! Especially seeing as how Kiesha tried calling out this very morning via Twitter direct message 15 minutes before her shift, and he insisted she come in anyways! GUUUURRRLLL!!! NOPE!!! #yelpmyass #aintnospecials #aintnowork #aintnocustomerservice #yaaassskween #workplaceopulence #ilive #shehashadit #dontlookather #donttalktoher #shewillcussyouout #justcauseitsawednesday #raisedright #dontdoitkiesha #unemployed #uncircumcised #unlimitedpossibilities #glory #nope #obsessed #happywednesdaykweens  (at Chipotle)

YAAAAAAASSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!! Amen amen!!! Whew guuurrlll, Kiesha’s manager asked her to make the sign of all their specials today down at The Jolly Bottom’s Organanically Unnatural Vegan”ish” Trendy Overpriced Cafe, Sex Shop & Sorta-Free Clinic!!! Hahahaa, weelllll church, he should have known better! Especially seeing as how Kiesha tried calling out this very morning via Twitter direct message 15 minutes before her shift, and he insisted she come in anyways! GUUUURRRLLL!!! NOPE!!! #yelpmyass #aintnospecials #aintnowork #aintnocustomerservice #yaaassskween #workplaceopulence #ilive #shehashadit #dontlookather #donttalktoher #shewillcussyouout #justcauseitsawednesday #raisedright #dontdoitkiesha #unemployed #uncircumcised #unlimitedpossibilities #glory #nope #obsessed #happywednesdaykweens (at Chipotle)

16

Aug

YAAAAASSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAASSSSSS!!!! Wheeeeww Kiesha guuuurrrrlll, it looks like Sister Hosaphina either made it to the shondalaorganic level on Fruit Ninja for entry-level Andriods, or guuuuuuuurrrlll the Holy Ghost is really ministering to her spirit via Tinder today, AMENTZ!!! Whew GLORY!!! Now chuuurrrccchh, I must admit, I too am guilty of doing the same thing on miss shondalatinder OKKKAAAAYYYY!!! Haha, amen amen, I may be a lonely double jointed power bottom with no limits, in search of mildly attractive older Dom. Masc. Top with good credit and a heart condition, BUT praise Godt I got standards too guuurrrlll!!! #myjesusmyjourney #titsandtinder #satansgifttojudgementalkweens #andlonelywhitewomen #menformen #swipetotheleft #shehashadit #butshesreadyformore #amen #doublejointed #neverdisappointed #thrivingandthrobbing #nofriends #grateful #haaaayyyyall (at She Has Had It)

18

Jul

WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW YAAASSS YAAASSS YAAAAAASSSSSS KWEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keisha guuuuurrll, I smiled so hard when I saw this sign, I almost choked on my Obamateeth dental care  brand Invisiline (FALL BACK KWEENS, you don’t know my journey!!!) WHEW!!! CHUURCCH, this young gentlemen blessed my spirit and my shondalacolon soo much,I almost fainted in the spirit right there! Thank God I didn’t, cause guurrll I ain’t wearing any panties today!!! #namaste #lordt #hecouldgetit #topmejusttoproveapoint #prolapsedandproud #canthost #mcdonalds #welovetoseeyousmile #honkifyoulovejesus #bendoverifyouneedadaddy #whew #thestruggle  #shehashadit #shecanhaveitall #andmyfoodstampstoo #lonely #lowselfesteem #wellmaybejusthorny #youknow #independantbottomproblems #facedown #hopesup #happyfridaykweens (at She Has Had It)

WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW YAAASSS YAAASSS YAAAAAASSSSSS KWEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keisha guuuuurrll, I smiled so hard when I saw this sign, I almost choked on my Obamateeth dental care brand Invisiline (FALL BACK KWEENS, you don’t know my journey!!!) WHEW!!! CHUURCCH, this young gentlemen blessed my spirit and my shondalacolon soo much,I almost fainted in the spirit right there! Thank God I didn’t, cause guurrll I ain’t wearing any panties today!!! #namaste #lordt #hecouldgetit #topmejusttoproveapoint #prolapsedandproud #canthost #mcdonalds #welovetoseeyousmile #honkifyoulovejesus #bendoverifyouneedadaddy #whew #thestruggle #shehashadit #shecanhaveitall #andmyfoodstampstoo #lonely #lowselfesteem #wellmaybejusthorny #youknow #independantbottomproblems #facedown #hopesup #happyfridaykweens (at She Has Had It)

17

Jul

YAAAAASSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAASS!!!! Whew Kiesha guuuuurrrlll, Quan’Netta just ShondalaSLAAAAAYYYEEEDD her hair salon’s “Budget Weave’n Styling Challenge Extravaganza ( Sponsored by Big Lot’s Back 2 School Supplies & Liquor!) !!! Okaaayyyy!!! Tonight’s category was….Patti Labelle Intergalactic Holy Ghost Space Tour circa 1985!!! YAAAASSSS!!! I mean Kween, she turned lil White Zoe’s hair out like this in just 20 minutes with $9 worth of Elmer’s glue, RoseArt highlighters for Bibles, and a stolen sharpie 2-pack!!! SEEEEERRRVVVEEEE!!! #yaaaassssss #shehashadit #everybodyaintable #poorzoe #craigslist #hairmodelswantedad #guuurrrlll #beenthere #donethat #gotpregnant #oops #16andpregnantgoingon17andsingle #shewasjusthopingtogetlayers #well #nottodaysatan #youcanhaveanupdo #roseart #themotel6ofcrayons #nonequitycrayola #getintoit #thriving #igot99problemsandmyweaveis1 (at She Has Had It)

YAAAAASSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAASS!!!! Whew Kiesha guuuuurrrlll, Quan’Netta just ShondalaSLAAAAAYYYEEEDD her hair salon’s “Budget Weave’n Styling Challenge Extravaganza ( Sponsored by Big Lot’s Back 2 School Supplies & Liquor!) !!! Okaaayyyy!!! Tonight’s category was….Patti Labelle Intergalactic Holy Ghost Space Tour circa 1985!!! YAAAASSSS!!! I mean Kween, she turned lil White Zoe’s hair out like this in just 20 minutes with $9 worth of Elmer’s glue, RoseArt highlighters for Bibles, and a stolen sharpie 2-pack!!! SEEEEERRRVVVEEEE!!! #yaaaassssss #shehashadit #everybodyaintable #poorzoe #craigslist #hairmodelswantedad #guuurrrlll #beenthere #donethat #gotpregnant #oops #16andpregnantgoingon17andsingle #shewasjusthopingtogetlayers #well #nottodaysatan #youcanhaveanupdo #roseart #themotel6ofcrayons #nonequitycrayola #getintoit #thriving #igot99problemsandmyweaveis1 (at She Has Had It)

25

Jun

My Kweeeens, YAAASSS, it’s soo good to be back! Just wanted to let you Kieshas know that while I was gone, I been working soo hard spreading my legs, as well as the shondalagospel of @shehashadit!!!! Sharing all the shade, love, and homosexitcal musical theater pro bottom ratchetness behind this blog I love soo much !!! So if any of you wanted to know the story behind these posts, and how this all came to be, as well as what’s to come??? Check out ID Magazine, The New Inquiry  as well as tons of other articles about Shehashadit!!!  #shondalagoogle #sooexcited #sooclosetopayingrentontime #itsstillhalf #butonedayillpayinfull #thatsnottoday #budget #withlove #frommyboostmobilephone #dontlookatme #youdontknowmyjourney #nighttimeminutes #imalsostilllookinhforababydaddy #nocredit #noproblem #aslongashecanhost #thriving #yaaaasssskweeen #shehashadit #livvvveeee  (at She Has Had It)

My Kweeeens, YAAASSS, it’s soo good to be back! Just wanted to let you Kieshas know that while I was gone, I been working soo hard spreading my legs, as well as the shondalagospel of @shehashadit!!!! Sharing all the shade, love, and homosexitcal musical theater pro bottom ratchetness behind this blog I love soo much !!! So if any of you wanted to know the story behind these posts, and how this all came to be, as well as what’s to come??? Check out ID Magazine, The New Inquiry as well as tons of other articles about Shehashadit!!! #shondalagoogle #sooexcited #sooclosetopayingrentontime #itsstillhalf #butonedayillpayinfull #thatsnottoday #budget #withlove #frommyboostmobilephone #dontlookatme #youdontknowmyjourney #nighttimeminutes #imalsostilllookinhforababydaddy #nocredit #noproblem #aslongashecanhost #thriving #yaaaasssskweeen #shehashadit #livvvveeee (at She Has Had It)

24

Jun

YAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAASSSS!!!!! Thrive & Throb bottoms, YAAASSSS!!!!  I LIIIVVVEEE!!! Now church, this type of bold Kweenery falls into 3 categories of off-broadway praise & worship! 1- “Everybody ain’t able,” 2- “Sara Bareilles BRAVE (Brooklyn twink acoustic remix) ,” and 3- “I wish, a big Kween WOUUULLDD!” Now Kiesha, I technically fall into category 1, but that old Devil told me I was in category 2, so naturally when I wore this on my shondalabeach prayer walk to recruit rent paying daddies, I somehow found myself arrested and on my way to jail!!! #well #finewithme #orangeisthenewblack #andijustdroppedthesoap #readytorecievelordt #donttrythisathome #everybodyaintable #shehashadit #perhapsheshouldhaveshavedit #goodluckifigetexcited #thebackwilljustdisappear #blessed #twodrinks #pluckedeyebrows #gaydignity #soldseparately #howbigyourbraveis #weelll #clearlynotbraveenough #ohitgrows #namaste (at She Has Had It)

YAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAASSSS!!!!! Thrive & Throb bottoms, YAAASSSS!!!! I LIIIVVVEEE!!! Now church, this type of bold Kweenery falls into 3 categories of off-broadway praise & worship! 1- “Everybody ain’t able,” 2- “Sara Bareilles BRAVE (Brooklyn twink acoustic remix) ,” and 3- “I wish, a big Kween WOUUULLDD!” Now Kiesha, I technically fall into category 1, but that old Devil told me I was in category 2, so naturally when I wore this on my shondalabeach prayer walk to recruit rent paying daddies, I somehow found myself arrested and on my way to jail!!! #well #finewithme #orangeisthenewblack #andijustdroppedthesoap #readytorecievelordt #donttrythisathome #everybodyaintable #shehashadit #perhapsheshouldhaveshavedit #goodluckifigetexcited #thebackwilljustdisappear #blessed #twodrinks #pluckedeyebrows #gaydignity #soldseparately #howbigyourbraveis #weelll #clearlynotbraveenough #ohitgrows #namaste (at She Has Had It)

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSS KWEEEN YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!! Whheeewww Kiesha, Kweeen you did it guurrrlll!!! 3 Arctic winters, a GED course on hiking , one episode of Catfish, and 2 and a half days of Survivor: Compton, and now LOOK AT THE LORDT, guurll your shondalaFuggs Unlimteds ™ ( Non-equity, budget friendly UGGs sold in Chinatown) have managed to hold on every step of the way with you! WHEW ,Now THATS what I call faithfulness, HeyyGLORY!!! Now gurrll, if I could only find me a Dom.Masc.Discreet.Top with self esteem issues, that will wear me like these shoes are wearing you!!! #whew #doitjesus #doit #imalonelyoldbottom #makemeholy #literally #shehashadit #idontknowmuchaboutshoes #butthosetoesarefierce #electricpink #yaaassss #fuggs #likeuggs #onlyathirdoftheprice #justascomfortable #justasugly #kidtested #canklesapproved #peekabooedition #feltinterior #noarchsupport #perfectforsummersbythepublicpool #justdontgetwet #obsessed #heeeyyykweens #imback #missedyall  (at She Has Had It)

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSS KWEEEN YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!! Whheeewww Kiesha, Kweeen you did it guurrrlll!!! 3 Arctic winters, a GED course on hiking , one episode of Catfish, and 2 and a half days of Survivor: Compton, and now LOOK AT THE LORDT, guurll your shondalaFuggs Unlimteds ™ ( Non-equity, budget friendly UGGs sold in Chinatown) have managed to hold on every step of the way with you! WHEW ,Now THATS what I call faithfulness, HeyyGLORY!!! Now gurrll, if I could only find me a Dom.Masc.Discreet.Top with self esteem issues, that will wear me like these shoes are wearing you!!! #whew #doitjesus #doit #imalonelyoldbottom #makemeholy #literally #shehashadit #idontknowmuchaboutshoes #butthosetoesarefierce #electricpink #yaaassss #fuggs #likeuggs #onlyathirdoftheprice #justascomfortable #justasugly #kidtested #canklesapproved #peekabooedition #feltinterior #noarchsupport #perfectforsummersbythepublicpool #justdontgetwet #obsessed #heeeyyykweens #imback #missedyall (at She Has Had It)

19

May

Guuurrlll, break out your best 40 lbs Ed Hardy graphic tees, your holiest Hollister jeans, a sensible pair of Old Navy flip-flops, a pack of dip and about 20 bottles of axe body spray, because Kweeeens I’M COMING HOME!!!!! YAAASSS That’s right Kiesha, I’ll be back in my home town of Pensacola, Florida for all the Memorial Day Weekend PRIDE festivities on the beach!!! Shondalakicking things off Friday night with LIVE Readings at The Cabaret, and church I promise to turn up like a bottom at a men’s conference!!! Hope to see all you southern Kweens in the area while I’m there!!! #soexcited #wecanhookupbehindthewalmart #talkaboutsamschoice #drthunder #shehashadit #pensacolabeach #memorialdaweekend #pride2014 #thecabaret #livereadings #1030 #partyingallnight #atleastuntilifindahookup #heycousin #shhhdonttellthelordt #omg #talkdirtytome #igotpoppersstainsonmypassport #idontneedsnewone #namaste (at She Has Had It)

Guuurrlll, break out your best 40 lbs Ed Hardy graphic tees, your holiest Hollister jeans, a sensible pair of Old Navy flip-flops, a pack of dip and about 20 bottles of axe body spray, because Kweeeens I’M COMING HOME!!!!! YAAASSS That’s right Kiesha, I’ll be back in my home town of Pensacola, Florida for all the Memorial Day Weekend PRIDE festivities on the beach!!! Shondalakicking things off Friday night with LIVE Readings at The Cabaret, and church I promise to turn up like a bottom at a men’s conference!!! Hope to see all you southern Kweens in the area while I’m there!!! #soexcited #wecanhookupbehindthewalmart #talkaboutsamschoice #drthunder #shehashadit #pensacolabeach #memorialdaweekend #pride2014 #thecabaret #livereadings #1030 #partyingallnight #atleastuntilifindahookup #heycousin #shhhdonttellthelordt #omg #talkdirtytome #igotpoppersstainsonmypassport #idontneedsnewone #namaste (at She Has Had It)

18

May

Wheeewww YAAAAAAAASSSS Kween YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!! Guuurrrlll, Nana Minaj is serving us Kingdom Hall cheekbones, flirty lips, badgurl pleather, attitude and a sensible Rihanna red S&M reverse ombré Nicki bob, for the Lordt and for the kids!!! AMENTz! Now Kiesha, don’t go trying this look at home Kween, cause I wore the same thing on a Tinder date last week, and guuurrrlllll he has yet to call me back??? Ughh, I just don’t why church, cause Praise Gowdt, my lip gloss was popping, and my Remi weave was LAID!!! #well #perhapsitwasmypeen #everybodyaintable #glorytogod #hewasntready #nietherwasmytuck #ishouldhavewornmysolangeshortandsassyweave #wellmaybenot #however #nanaiskillingit #themilkmaybeexpired #butthemilkshakeisstillbringingboystotheyard #amemamen #sugarmomma #diabeticdaddy #grateful #nickiminaj #harajukugranny #superbasshouseofpraiseandweaving #pastorroman #whewsaints #letuspray #shehashadit #sundaysunday #byekweens #imofftoagrindrhookup #nervous #canthost  (at She Has Had It)

Wheeewww YAAAAAAAASSSS Kween YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!! Guuurrrlll, Nana Minaj is serving us Kingdom Hall cheekbones, flirty lips, badgurl pleather, attitude and a sensible Rihanna red S&M reverse ombré Nicki bob, for the Lordt and for the kids!!! AMENTz! Now Kiesha, don’t go trying this look at home Kween, cause I wore the same thing on a Tinder date last week, and guuurrrlllll he has yet to call me back??? Ughh, I just don’t why church, cause Praise Gowdt, my lip gloss was popping, and my Remi weave was LAID!!! #well #perhapsitwasmypeen #everybodyaintable #glorytogod #hewasntready #nietherwasmytuck #ishouldhavewornmysolangeshortandsassyweave #wellmaybenot #however #nanaiskillingit #themilkmaybeexpired #butthemilkshakeisstillbringingboystotheyard #amemamen #sugarmomma #diabeticdaddy #grateful #nickiminaj #harajukugranny #superbasshouseofpraiseandweaving #pastorroman #whewsaints #letuspray #shehashadit #sundaysunday #byekweens #imofftoagrindrhookup #nervous #canthost (at She Has Had It)

11

May

Whhheewww YAAASSS KWEEENS YAASSS!!!! Now see church, it’s all fun and games until somebody goes out and decides last minute, that the Apostolic Ladies of Worship ensemble should have a pink color scheme for the pm service tonight!!!! Wheww Kiesha, well thank the Lordt Aunt Jackie ( the artist/bottom formerly known as Uncle Jamal) had this lavish pink creation and matching weave just laying around the house ready for such an occasion! AMENTz, just like my Drag Mother and Top Daddy used to say…”a bottom must always be prepared!” Wheww!! Now that’s Biblical!! Well don’t worry church, me and “Aunt Jackie” are ALLLWAAAYYYS PREPARED!!! #glory #yaassss #lethimuseyou #kieshaidid #thatswhyimsore #praisehiminpint #brokebackworship #sequins #drapery #theblancheduboiscollection #shehashadit #allineedisjesusandagluegun #diy #glutenfreeplease #imsingleagain #gottastaysnatched #likemyweave #obamaphone #bobs #nonequitytoms #grateful #shehashadit #loveyoukweens  (at She Has Had It)

Whhheewww YAAASSS KWEEENS YAASSS!!!! Now see church, it’s all fun and games until somebody goes out and decides last minute, that the Apostolic Ladies of Worship ensemble should have a pink color scheme for the pm service tonight!!!! Wheww Kiesha, well thank the Lordt Aunt Jackie ( the artist/bottom formerly known as Uncle Jamal) had this lavish pink creation and matching weave just laying around the house ready for such an occasion! AMENTz, just like my Drag Mother and Top Daddy used to say…”a bottom must always be prepared!” Wheww!! Now that’s Biblical!! Well don’t worry church, me and “Aunt Jackie” are ALLLWAAAYYYS PREPARED!!! #glory #yaassss #lethimuseyou #kieshaidid #thatswhyimsore #praisehiminpint #brokebackworship #sequins #drapery #theblancheduboiscollection #shehashadit #allineedisjesusandagluegun #diy #glutenfreeplease #imsingleagain #gottastaysnatched #likemyweave #obamaphone #bobs #nonequitytoms #grateful #shehashadit #loveyoukweens (at She Has Had It)

YAAAAASSSS KWEEENS YAAAAASSSS!!! Wheeew Kiesha, guuuuurrll today my Momma decided to serve the church a sensible Holy Ghost intergalactic Yoncé Partition/ Whitney Houston Queen of the Night headpiece/glasses combo for the Lordt! And Kweeeens, she said this look is for all the single mothers out there who can still drop it like it’s hot, bring it up warm, put that thang down, flip it, and slow sloowly reserve it…but STILLLL don’t want no scrubs, eyyyyyglory!!! WHEEWW!!! Well Kween Mother, I am shantabahha-slain, from this!!!! YAAAAASSS! #letthemhaveitwanda #chachanowyall #happymothersday #16andgrateful #opps #shehashadit #busdriverrollupthepartitionplease #1991tinaknowleshairsalonrealness #houseofdereon #neverhadachance #yikes #headpiece #sensible #igayboyknitteditforyoumom #weavesoldseperately #itsyourdaymama #butiamonabudget #youcanhaveametrocardandahug #amentz #mamawhoboreme #springawakening #allblackcast #buy1get8freetickets #imbackkweens #missedyall (at She Has Had It)

YAAAAASSSS KWEEENS YAAAAASSSS!!! Wheeew Kiesha, guuuuurrll today my Momma decided to serve the church a sensible Holy Ghost intergalactic Yoncé Partition/ Whitney Houston Queen of the Night headpiece/glasses combo for the Lordt! And Kweeeens, she said this look is for all the single mothers out there who can still drop it like it’s hot, bring it up warm, put that thang down, flip it, and slow sloowly reserve it…but STILLLL don’t want no scrubs, eyyyyyglory!!! WHEEWW!!! Well Kween Mother, I am shantabahha-slain, from this!!!! YAAAAASSS! #letthemhaveitwanda #chachanowyall #happymothersday #16andgrateful #opps #shehashadit #busdriverrollupthepartitionplease #1991tinaknowleshairsalonrealness #houseofdereon #neverhadachance #yikes #headpiece #sensible #igayboyknitteditforyoumom #weavesoldseperately #itsyourdaymama #butiamonabudget #youcanhaveametrocardandahug #amentz #mamawhoboreme #springawakening #allblackcast #buy1get8freetickets #imbackkweens #missedyall (at She Has Had It)

19

Apr

EyyyyyyShondalaYaaaaaaassss Kweens YAAAASSSSS!!! Kiesha guuurrrll,let me just go ahead and say, that the church ain’t evvvvveen ready for my Mama’s A,B,&C selections tomorrow morning for Easter!!! YAAASSS!!! Wheew Saints she’s blessing the congregation with the gospel hits “I Used to be a Crackhead,” “Talk Holy to Me”and “Back, Back,Backing it up, and Death Dropping in on the Devil!”!!! … Kiesha, I wouldn’t wear my good weave if I was you guurrll, cause today at choir rehearsal 4 members collapsed just from praise exhortion!!! #wheeewww #wearyoworkoutshoes #andsweats #hydrate #amen #wecametopraisehim #passmemyinhaler #shondalacardio #shehashadit #hehasrisen #myfavoritesentence #literally #sunriseservice #startsat12oclock #blackchurch #youalreadyknow #theresanintermission #wearingmytargetdress #areyouready #worshiponabudget #haventbeentochurchinyears #hopemyweavedontcatchfire #thrive #passthatover #shalom #glory #happyeaster (at She Has Had It)

12

Apr

WHHHEEEWWW YAAAASSSS Kweens YAAAAASSSS!!! See Kiesha, LOOK AT THE LORDT, now this past week, my cousin Quana wasn’t even ready for BET’s #wcw (Wig Change Wednesday) so she had to stick it out all day with her “Yoncé Off-Tour” lacelike front, but wheewww church AMENTz, that child support check came RIIGHT on time Friday, giving her moorrree than enough time this weekend to get her new weave “Hip-Hop Hagrid” ready for the change this week! #getreadykweens #dumbledoresabouttohaveit #weavegaurdianleviousa #magicspellsforadryscalp #amen #fallback #imstillachristian #hogwartsnightschoolofcosmetologyandprettyprettynails  #budgetcuts #weavingandwizardry #scary #youseemyedges #nowyoudont #eyyyglory #everybodyaintable #shondalamuggles #saturdayshade #boom #shehashadit  (at She Has Had It)

WHHHEEEWWW YAAAASSSS Kweens YAAAAASSSS!!! See Kiesha, LOOK AT THE LORDT, now this past week, my cousin Quana wasn’t even ready for BET’s #wcw (Wig Change Wednesday) so she had to stick it out all day with her “Yoncé Off-Tour” lacelike front, but wheewww church AMENTz, that child support check came RIIGHT on time Friday, giving her moorrree than enough time this weekend to get her new weave “Hip-Hop Hagrid” ready for the change this week! #getreadykweens #dumbledoresabouttohaveit #weavegaurdianleviousa #magicspellsforadryscalp #amen #fallback #imstillachristian #hogwartsnightschoolofcosmetologyandprettyprettynails #budgetcuts #weavingandwizardry #scary #youseemyedges #nowyoudont #eyyyglory #everybodyaintable #shondalamuggles #saturdayshade #boom #shehashadit (at She Has Had It)

05

Apr

YAAAASSSS Barbie YAAAASSSSS!!! Wheeww Kiesha, THIIISSS reminds me of that “Puerto Rican El’Frat House” challenge I did, back when I was still in the running to be America’s Next Topped Bottom on UPN (latenight)!!! Whew guuurrrllll, after 45 minutes of 3 Juans, and an Angel from Hell, I TOO couldn’t feel, connect or use any of my limbs and ligaments!!! HeyyyGlory! Mmmhhhmm Kweens, it’s true, I made it all the way to the “Atlanta Prison Shower” challenge right before shamefully limping home!!! Ughh I’m sorry Mama! #whewwhitney #didntwealmosthaveitall #gurrrllll #outofcomission #butmyhairlooksfierce #grateful #sore #physicaltherapy #obamacare #idontwannabeatopforever #buticanbetonight #shehashadit #lookma #nohands #badgalbarbie #sensibletopknot #raisedright #throbbingbutthriving #mindyobusiness (at She Has Had It)

YAAAASSSS Barbie YAAAASSSSS!!! Wheeww Kiesha, THIIISSS reminds me of that “Puerto Rican El’Frat House” challenge I did, back when I was still in the running to be America’s Next Topped Bottom on UPN (latenight)!!! Whew guuurrrllll, after 45 minutes of 3 Juans, and an Angel from Hell, I TOO couldn’t feel, connect or use any of my limbs and ligaments!!! HeyyyGlory! Mmmhhhmm Kweens, it’s true, I made it all the way to the “Atlanta Prison Shower” challenge right before shamefully limping home!!! Ughh I’m sorry Mama! #whewwhitney #didntwealmosthaveitall #gurrrllll #outofcomission #butmyhairlooksfierce #grateful #sore #physicaltherapy #obamacare #idontwannabeatopforever #buticanbetonight #shehashadit #lookma #nohands #badgalbarbie #sensibletopknot #raisedright #throbbingbutthriving #mindyobusiness (at She Has Had It)